desynchronize replied to your post: evilmaycry: Y’ALL DEVIL MAY CRY 5 MAY…

I shit on Capcom yu see i just did it right there

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BASIC ASS BITCH

evilmaycry:

Y’ALL DEVIL MAY CRY 5 MAY BE ANNOUNCED ON TGS 

Y’ALL………… Y’ALL…. I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS DEVIL MAY CRY FIVE IMAGINE THAT I WILL BUILD AN ALTAR ON THE NAME OF CAPCOM IF THAT HAPPENS OH JHOLY LORD ALMIGHT JESUS CHRIST YOUR MOM THE VIRGIN MARY AND YOUR DADDY GOD 

DEVIL MAY CRY 5…. JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME WET, I WANNA CRY, IN FACT IM ALREADY IN FUCKING TEARS I CANnOT BREATHE, IM JUST HAVING PALPITATIOSN RN OH MY GOD MY FUKICNG JESUS!!! I DONT EVEN CARE IF ITS AN EXCLUSIVE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IT IS DEVIL MAY CRY 5 A GAME I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS LIKE 13 YEARS OLD SINCE FUCKING 2008 AND IT MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED ON TGS THIS YEAR OH MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD YEAYEYAYEAYEYAAAYEAYEAYEAY I AM CHURNING BUTTER AT DEMONIC SPEEDS RIGHT NOW VAA SUYA SE LA PRESTO ES MIA VA Y GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOO

PLZ GOD PLZ JESUS LET THIS BE TRUE LET YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT BE HAPPY FOR ONCE PLEASE IN JESUS NAME I PRAY

OH MY FUCKING GOD IF DMC5 HAPPENS IM GONNA BUY THREE THOUSAND COPIES AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP MY ASS ALL TOGETHER I AM IN TEARS I AM CRYING I AM ON THE FLOOR SOBBING INTENSELY I AM MUTATING RIGHT NOW NO I AM NOT EVEN MUTATING I AM ASCENDING I AM TRANSCENDING 

I AM SCREAMIGNT RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO SCHOOL RN BUT ALL I’LL BE THINKING ABOUT IS THE “2015 DMC GAME” CAPCOM TALKED ABOUT BEFORE DmC CAME OUT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW FOR ONLY A FUKCING RUMOR PLEASE PLEASKKASJ I PHMY GOD JMY UCKIGN JESUS WHAT THE FUCK1!!!!!!!!!! I CNAOT EVEN THINK OF WORDS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE DEVIL MAY CRY 5 MIGHT BE IN THE FUTURE WITH ME I WILL REUNITE WITH MY WAIFU ONCE AGAIN OH MY GID MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD  IM ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW PRAYING TO THE LORD FOR THIS TO BE TRUE  I AM YELLIN G RIGHW NOW PLEASE GOD SAVE MY SOUL MY POOR SOUL NEEDS DEVIL MAY CRY 5

v-jolt:

Not wanting to proceed because you know exactly what you’re going to see in the window.

suckmymara:

I love seeing people complain about high school because they’re all fucking casuals and I already beat high school on dante must die difficulty 

hell or hell mode no yellow orbs

devil may cry? haha i hate that game it’s just a— [trips] [hundreds of devil may cry merchandise spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking awful game look these arent mine  [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of dante, nero, trish and vergil scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

bigbardafree:

have you ever started hating a character because someone you dont like really likes that character

how do you do fellow kids i came back to tumblr dot com to keep myself up to date with these new cool memes 

kirschtein-relatable:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING